Calendar, Forthcoming Attractions, Requests and Jokes
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Please collect the bar codes off Yorkshire tea packets and give them to …
Mike Hindle is our Sports Officer and raises teams for each of the District 1190 competitions. These are the normal ones:-
Ten-pin bowling – Three rounds, semi-final and final played September to March.
Grey games – Four rounds, semi-final and final played October to April.
Table tennis – Three rounds, semi-final and final played November to March.
Snooker – Four rounds, semi-final and final played January to April.
Golf – A Stableford competition usually played on one day in September.
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Can you beat this joke. Please email your joke to Pat Herbert
A selection from top 50 old jokes
I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says: “Oi – get out. We don’t want your type in here.”
I’m in a Chinese restaurant and this duck comes up with a red rose and says: “Your eyes sparkle like diamonds.” I said: “Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck.”
I’m in a great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a year’s supply of Marmite – one jar.
Past Present and Future
Who we are, where and when we meet...
Via the M6: exit at Junction 29 and follow the signs for the M65 Blackburn, Burnley. Exit at Junction 7 and turn left at the roundabout. At the traffic lights turn left. The hotel is 80m further along on the left.
On-site car parking is available
Transport Services close to the hotel
Accrington Train Station (2.1 miles / approximately 8 minutes)
International Chairman (incl. Nepal)
Youth Services Chairman
This diagram cleverly shows the various roles in the club and any inter-relationships that exist.