Calendar, Forthcoming Attractions, Requests and Jokes
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Please collect the bar codes off Yorkshire tea packets and give them to …
Mike Hindle is our Sports Officer and raises teams for each of the District 1190 competitions. These are the normal ones:-
- Ten-pin bowling – Three rounds, semi-final and final played September to March.
- Grey games – Four rounds, semi-final and final played October to April.
- Table tennis – Three rounds, semi-final and final played November to March.
- Snooker – Four rounds, semi-final and final played January to April.
- Golf – A Stableford competition usually played on one day in September.
More information is on the District Website – please click here.
For information on our own successes etc. please click here.
Can you beat this joke. Please email your joke to Pat Herbert
A selection from top 50 old jokes
A seal walks into a club…
Went to the corner shop – bought four corners.
So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people’s pants. It was Wedgie Kray.
I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything – trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
Past Present and Future
Who we are, where and when we meet...
Via the M6: exit at Junction 29 and follow the signs for the M65 Blackburn, Burnley. Exit at Junction 7 and turn left at the roundabout. At the traffic lights turn left. The hotel is 80m further along on the left.
On-site car parking is available
Transport Services close to the hotel
Accrington Train Station (2.1 miles / approximately 8 minutes)
International Chairman (incl. Nepal)
Youth Services Chairman
This diagram cleverly shows the various roles in the club and any inter-relationships that exist.